Zero & Xerox…

So Zero… er… Barack has made his choice for vice-president… Mr. Zero introduces Mr. Xerox…
And who is it?… Why none other than plagiarizing Joe Biden , the esteemed word-swiping Senator from Delaware (the Xerox speech king)…
As I write this it’s “not official” – they’ll be lifting the veil on this “worst kept secret” at 10am today – but a Barack “insider” leaked the word — gee, you gotta love those that tip before the “email” goes out…
Barry had a lot of people sign up to his email list so they could get the word first before the media did… ooops… guess it was too much temptation to let the MSM know about who it was before you sent it out to the suckers who signed on (including Twitters)… but, I bet, that this won’t be the last time that Barack twists the tables on his followers…
And what about Mr. Wordy himself, ol Joe?
He’s been in the Senate since 1972… ended up there at the age of 29… he’s got tons more experience that the guy that will supposedly be the “Commander In Chief” – a lifetime of experience more…
He’s also been known to make tons of verbal gaffs… the diarrhea loves to spew forth from his mouth… and he’s been well known to plagiarize material and call it his own… oh, and let’s not touch upon the bad hairplugs — my niece’s severely hairwashed “Barbies” have better hair than ol Joe…
Well, I guess congratulations are in order for Joey… it was fantastic that Barack chose you (sarcasm on)… I wish you well, Barry’s gonna need it with you… don’t put your foot in it as you normally do… keep the caca to a minimum and don’t make your boss look bad…
Oh, this is going to be a fun couple of months till the election… best political season in ages…
I’ve got my popcorn, a case of diet cola, a barcalounger and the remote… Let the games begin…
PS: Watch out for Hillary… she ain’t done yet…
NOTE: Thanks to “ketchuplover” on the Lucianne.com site for the title…
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