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		<title>All Hail &#8220;God&#8221; Obama!&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight is the night... Barack Obama strides in on his golden chariot to accept the Democratic party nomination for President...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight is the night&#8230; Barack Obama strides in on his golden chariot to accept the Democratic party nomination for President&#8230;</p>
<p>And where will he give his acceptance speech? &#8212; The Pepsi Center in downtown Denver where the DNC has been holding their convention?&#8230; nope&#8230; not good enough to his highness Barry&#8230; too small to contain his massive ego&#8230;</p>
<p>His &#8220;ascendancy&#8221; to the crowned &#8220;lord&#8221; of the DNC will be held at Invesco Field &#8211; Mile High Stadium home of the Denver Bronco&#8217;s and seating 75,000 (with each and every seat sold out &#8211; with some seats going for $1000+)&#8230;</p>
<p>Barry will stride forth on a Greek temple set (I call it the &#8220;Obamacropolis&#8221;) and pronounce himself the &#8220;God&#8221; of the DNC and the &#8220;Caesar&#8221; of his party&#8230;</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0pt none;" src="http://angrywonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/obamacropolis.jpg" border="0" alt="obamacropolis" width="379" height="226" /><br />
<strong><big>The Obamacropolis</big></strong></p>
<p>The Dems are &#8220;insinuating&#8221; that it&#8217;s designed to look &#8220;sort of&#8221; like the Lincoln Memorial considering that today is the anniversary of the Martin Luther King, Jr. &#8220;I Have A Dream&#8221; speech held at the memorial&#8230;</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0pt none;" src="http://angrywonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/lincolnmemorial.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="320" height="213" /><br />
<strong><big>The REAL Lincoln Memorial</big></strong></p>
<p>Maybe, just maybe, a choir of angels will sing out upon his coronation, lightning will shoot across the sky and Pegasus will sweep up Barry and carry him on its wings toward the heavens&#8230;</p>
<p>All Hail &#8220;God&#8221; Obama!&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Hello Debra, Nice To See You!&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, what does a Hillary Clinton supporter do when her candidate doesn't get the nomination and they feel let-down by the Dem's?... she crosses over to the McCain camp and appears in an ad...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, what does a Hillary Clinton supporter do when her candidate doesn&#8217;t get the nomination and they feel let-down by the Dem&#8217;s?&#8230; she crosses over to the McCain camp and appears in an ad&#8230;</p>
<p>Like Debra, I have a good feeling there&#8217;s many more that will do the same&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Would You Like A Slurpee With That Joey?&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No commentary on this one &#8211; Joey &#8220;The Mouth&#8221; Biden says it all&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No commentary on this one &#8211; Joey &#8220;The Mouth&#8221; Biden says it all&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Ummm, Joey&#8230; Did You Forget Saying This?&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The McCain campaign wasted no time in releasing an ad featuring Joe "Foot-In-Mouth" Biden... in fact the ad uses Biden's own words about his new "Boss" and they aren't nice...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The McCain campaign wasted no time in releasing an ad featuring Joe &#8220;Foot-In-Mouth&#8221; Biden&#8230; in fact the ad uses Biden&#8217;s own words about his new &#8220;Boss&#8221; and they aren&#8217;t nice&#8230;</p>
<p>Politics makes strange bedfellows of those who play in it&#8230; it&#8217;s sort of a &#8220;power&#8221; swingers party&#8230; and it&#8217;s only going to get stranger from her on in&#8230;</p>
<p>Below is the McCain ad where Biden has very little nice to say about Barry&#8230; wonder if he still believes what he said (watch Obama&#8217;s face during the ad, it&#8217;s a hoot &#8211; and catch what Joey says about McCain too.. it&#8217;s quite interesting)&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Joe Biden On &#8220;Experience&#8221;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["The White House isn't the place to learn how to deal with international crisis, the balance of power, war and peace, the economic future of the next generation. A president has got to know the territory..."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1988 when Joe Biden ran for the Democratic nomination for the first time he issued a very interesting political ad&#8230; in it the ad stated:</p>
<blockquote><blockquote>&#8220;The White House isn&#8217;t the place to learn how to deal with international crisis, the balance of power, war and peace, the economic future of the next generation. A president has got to know the territory&#8230;&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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<p>Hmmm&#8230;. that part above sort of sums up the problem with his running-mate Barry, doesn&#8217;t it?&#8230; He&#8217;s talking about &#8220;experience&#8221; here&#8230; of which Barry has zero&#8230;</p>
<p>Things are going to get interesting&#8230;</p>
<p>Here is the ad:</p>
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		<title>Zero &amp; Xerox&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Zero... er... Barack has made his choice... Mr. Zero introduces Mr. Xerox...

And who is it?... Why none other than plagiarizing Joe Biden , the esteemed word-swiping Senator from Delaware (the Xerox speech king)...]]></description>
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<p>So Zero&#8230; er&#8230; Barack has made his choice for vice-president&#8230; Mr. Zero introduces Mr. Xerox&#8230;</p>
<p>And who is it?&#8230; Why none other than plagiarizing Joe Biden , the esteemed word-swiping Senator from Delaware (the Xerox speech king)&#8230;</p>
<p>As I write this it&#8217;s &#8220;not official&#8221; &#8211; they&#8217;ll be lifting the veil on this &#8220;worst kept secret&#8221; at 10am today &#8211; but a Barack &#8220;insider&#8221; leaked the word &#8212; gee, you gotta love those that tip before the &#8220;email&#8221; goes out&#8230;</p>
<p>Barry had a lot of people sign up to his email list so they could get the word first before the media did&#8230; ooops&#8230; guess it was too much temptation to let the MSM know about who it was before you sent it out  to the suckers who signed on (including Twitters)&#8230; but, I bet, that this won&#8217;t be the last time that Barack twists the tables on his followers&#8230;</p>
<p>And what about Mr. Wordy himself, ol Joe?</p>
<p>He&#8217;s been in the Senate since 1972&#8230; ended up there at the age of 29&#8230; he&#8217;s got tons more experience that the guy that will <em>supposedly</em> be the &#8220;Commander In Chief&#8221; &#8211; a lifetime of experience more&#8230;</p>
<p>He&#8217;s also been known to make tons of verbal gaffs&#8230; the diarrhea loves to spew forth from his mouth&#8230; and he&#8217;s been well known to plagiarize material and call it his own&#8230; oh, and let&#8217;s not touch upon the bad hairplugs &#8212; my niece&#8217;s severely hairwashed &#8220;Barbies&#8221; have better hair than ol Joe&#8230;</p>
<p>Well, I guess congratulations are in order for Joey&#8230; it was fantastic that Barack chose you (sarcasm on)&#8230; I wish you well, Barry&#8217;s gonna need it with you&#8230; don&#8217;t put your foot in it as you normally do&#8230; keep the caca to a minimum and don&#8217;t make your boss look bad&#8230;</p>
<p>Oh, this is going to be a fun couple of months till the election&#8230; best political season in ages&#8230;</p>
<p> I&#8217;ve got my popcorn, a case of diet cola, a barcalounger and the remote&#8230; Let the games begin&#8230;</p>
<p>PS: Watch out for Hillary&#8230; she ain&#8217;t done yet&#8230; <img src='http://angrywonk.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><strong>NOTE:</strong> Thanks to &#8220;ketchuplover&#8221; on the <a href="http://lucianne.com">Lucianne.com</a> site for the title&#8230;</p>
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